The Story Tree » trane http://bigwordsscareme.com/blog I eat stories. I really enjoy them on toast; with a little butter. Fri, 16 Sep 2011 08:53:56 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.3 en Divorcing the Sinuses http://bigwordsscareme.com/blog/personal/divorcing-the-sinuses http://bigwordsscareme.com/blog/personal/divorcing-the-sinuses#comments Tue, 02 Jun 2009 13:54:17 +0000 Nikki Friedman http://bigwordsscareme.com/blog/?p=201 I am divorcing my sinuses. It’s over.

I’ve tried to make it work. I’ve been patient. I worked through the horrific headaches, the embarrassment caused by a watering eye (note the singular) and the leaky nose. I can’t, however, get over the constant I’m going to sneeze feeling.

It’s been real sinuses but now it is time for you to pack - your never ending supply of snot en trane - and go.

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